Agustin Montemurro

Agustin Montemurro (born 2002) is an Argentine-Italian-English programmer and professional Europa Universalis IV player.

Montemurro holds Argentine citizenship as he was born in the Argentine Capital of Buenos Aires but in 2003 he was abducted by aliens believed to be working with model Joel Hopwood and was placed in Italy before his family moved to England to pursue a professional Europa Universalis IV career.

Montemurro is an excellent programmer and often has criticised other programmers including his own University Professor whom Montemurro called "puta" in 2011.

Due to inbreeding, Montemurro is believed to have Megamind disease which has contributed significantly to his appearance and has resulted in his abnormally-shaped cranium being 50% larger than average, Montemurro grows his hair in an odd fashion to cover this up.