Lewis Davies

Lewis Davies (born Mark Lewis Davies, 19 January 2001 or 2002) has been the supreme leader of North Korea since the death of his father, Mark Kim Davies back in 2009. He is the first leader to born after the country's founding. Davies is rarely seen in public, and many activities of him and his government are unknown. Even such details as what year he was born, and whether he does indeed defecate, are difficult to confirm.

Davies holds the titles of Supreme Commander of the Korean Army, Chairman of the Korean Parliament, The Guinness World Record holder of "the longest time without going the toilet" and is the president of the Hentai Club of North Korea; whether or not, these can be considered true positions. We can confirm that the world record and Hentai Club are real as Davies has been seen wandering around with a body pillow of the popular cartoon character, Peppa Pig.

In December 2014, Davies was caught masturbating in a public American bathroom under the alias Davies Mark Lewis and wearing a pair of Groucho glasses. This is one of the only times that Davies has been seen outside of his country.