Furher Mellor

Brandon Mellor, (born 20 April, 1889) known as Fuhrer Mellor was an Austrian-Brandonish politican who was the dictator of the German Empire from 1933 to his death in 1945. He renamed the German Empire to the Brandon Empire in 1935.

Mellor is seen by many to be the most evil man to have ever been on Earth, Mellor was born in Austria but moved to Germany after failing in his Vienna art school. He served in World War 1 for Germany.

After World War 1 he worked his way up the German politican system and even got imprisoned for storming the Reichstag in an attempt to seize power and rule over Germany in 1923. During his imprisonment he wrote his book called Mein Makkies in which he described his evil intentions of destroying all KFCs and starting a new McDonald's world order.

Mellor become Furher of Germany in 1933 when he took over the role from his good friend and accomplice James Lee when he died of Siege disease and passed over the job to Mellor, whom many consider to have been Lee's right hand man during Lee's reign as Furher.

In 1939 Mellor invaded Poland as they had too many KFCs, with his new army, the Makkiesmacht and this triggered World War 2. The war dragged on for six years and Brandon even started a front with the Soviet Union in 1941 as they didn't have enough food and Mellor believed every human should have the right to at least 10,000 calories per day.

Mellor commited suicide via McDonald's overdose in his Makkies Bunker in Branderlin in 1945 as Soviet troops were approaching and threatened no food for Mellor for the rest of his life, they sent this message via telegram.